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Tis sad but true.This is from the manga Funouhan. Although there are only two chapters so far it will for sure enthrall you. It is about a man who lives on a park bench and takes commissions to kill people but he kills them through the power of suggestion
Our little “game” of sending pics to my wife’s boss started with a business outfit she wanted his opinion on for a big upcoming meeting. Professional outfit, nothing blatantly sexy, but my wife has a way of making everything she wears as sexy as
true-pain: I’m proud of us.
“Look, I consider myself a realist, all right? But in philosophical terms, I’m what’s called a pessimist. I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution, we became too self aware. Nature made an aspect of nature too separat
true story. I once got into a staring contest with Traci Lords. i lost but i also kinda won.
You’ve been an incredibly uneven series True Blood. But I’m gonna miss you.
reblog if u hate capitalism but u still want to make money because you need money to survive capitalism lmao i'm sad
justalittlesubmissiveatheart: Suits are wonderful. They’re classy and sharp and eternally sexy.But…I cannot resist a man in work boots. I don’t need a man that shaves everyday, or one who is interested in impressing everyone he meets. Give
I met Rob Lowe in Hawaii once. But the problem was I couldn’t remember his name and the first recollection of him as an actor was him in “Tommy Boy”. However, I didn’t want to ask him, “Hey, aren’t you the bad guy in
True friends are so different from eachother.. but like you for your blobby, imperfect little self ^^
an-inanimate-fucking-object: sorry but michelle monaghan is really attractive
opinionatedashellblog: diane-jefferson: New message from Hillary: “Let resistance plus persistence equal progress… I’ll be right there with you every step of the way.” Anyone but you, you shark-faced lunatic. She lost because she was a smug,
lacebutch: Like not to be a wannabe top but going down is a gift from heaven. The thighs around your head? Restless fingers in your hair pushing your bangs back to see your face and see what you’re doing? Dragging your tongue over her clit and feeling
dekatsu: muchymozzarella: stuckinthisgodforsakenhellhole: gaypussyretard: If some of you are curious Hodge is doing better! He had a GoFundMe which is already closed but here his his message to the output of support: Blaine here - Let me start
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“I’d consider myself a realist, alright? But in philosophical terms I’m what’s called a pessimist… I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself
deveninanewdress: *masturbates out of no great desire, but rather as a sense of duty and obligation*
st4res: disowns: but i cant have u we always want what we can’t have
badgyal-k: septemberssweetheart: treasureofposeidon: brownprncss: brownprncss: brownprncss: brownprncss: brownprncss: You don’t want a black woman with an “attitude” but you want a non-black latina because she’s “fiesty”.. You don’t
prokopetz:Don’t get the Jontron fandom too much credit just yet. Yeah, they’re turning it against him en masse, but if you pay attention to the actual substance of their criticisms, what they’re shocked about is that it turns out he “meant it”.
alfonsoccuaron: look, i get that tumblr’s demographic is 85% teenagers and this is all baby’s first social justice experience for most of you, but you guys really need to learn how to differentiate between problematic behavior and irredeemable trash
embraceyourmelanin: Full offense but women with dark skin should be treated with respect regardless of how attractive you find them 👀👀
siriusblaque: narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would
When you’ve got real word responsibilities, but you would rather read/write fanfiction
True. Depressing… but true. =(
bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”
allahhuavdol: This is true.
dongstomper: fyresale: dongstomper: steampunk is for punk ass nerds who like to pretend the past wasnt complete shit. cyberpunk is for cool kids that know how to jam in cyberspace. but together they form the most concentrated body odor the difference
88smrfresh: hoesandnachos: cocoakellis: honeybunnyyy: mabinatittyyy: Being called ugly and fat when you’re younger really affects you later in life. Anytime someone tells you you’re attractive your heart drops waiting for them to say they were
servbot42:Tfw you go to show your friend a video but it’s not as funny as you remember
lmaonade: imagine aliens came to earth and discovered drum n’ bass lol “just two human instruments to make a song?” they would think but they’re in for a surprise lol
shonensupreme: shonensupreme: Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one
piscula: in 1930 the average wages were ห,481*in 2012 the average wages were ,321 in 1930 the average home cost ๅ,635*in 2013 the average home cost 跁,500 in 1930 the average car cost Ű,369*in 2013 the average car cost ฯ,352 but no you are
hollyjolly-jolteon: My future partner: babe you can’t do this everytime I come home Me, laying in the rose petals I put on the bed, illuminated by the candles that are their favorite scent while their bathwater runs: but I love you
sillylittlemisfit: prettyboyshyflizzy: dayumshecangetit: cozy-purple-socks: lemme-sit-this-aaash-onya: iamryanraw: laced-with-tragedy: baetology: gregger: baetology: jaysthetics: melaninboy: tittyholdin: True af like deadass they don't
klefable: i’d like to think of myself as a video game protagonist but instead i’d probably be some random npc who gives you a weird quest like “kiss every cat in this town on the forehead and i’ll give you 10 dollars”
arcgurren: game: you should go here! me: goes literally everywhere but there, i must explore all before advancing plot
Sorry but Erzsébet Bathory is better than you.
bumbleshark: sir-scandalous: timetraveldean: when someone says I’m being over dramatic No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus alex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces, scorpio,
adamjk: lol true
candlejackthestripper: open-wide-mind: :( fuck yeah it has been…. Relevant. But honestly it’s more like the past few days that occur multiple times a month, every month.
i like my voice but everything else is definitely accurate
I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either
goldenpoc: Okay but them girls with a little chub but still flat tummies with a curvaceous coke bottle body don’t count as fat girls. Y'all swear y'all down for the big girls, but is you really? Are you for the ones with rolls and stretch marks down
nerdgul:Go outside, look at the moon. The moons so pretty isn’t it. Yeah. Take a picture of the moon. Oh no bad picture it looks like a weird dumb speck. But the moons so pretty???? U know ur real pretty to. cameras arnt very nice sometimes. But your
latitans: parttimehomosexual: i have like 609453804 books to read but you know what i’m gonna do i’m gonna buy more books And then I will read fanfiction.
diasporin: diaspora is a condition of fragmentation not only of place, but of time. diaspora is moving, always moving.diaspora is being tugged in several directions all at once. diaspora is giving in to one of these directions but then feeling the others
laughatthebullshitt: gregwuzhere: ambitiousfashionstudent: kingofhispaniola: kairo-koutureee: trilloffdabluff: Every nigga in the world hates this 😭 😩😩💀 Cuz we feel violated when this happens Lmfao me Yeah, but we do it. But we lowkey
True coolness is fencing with a Robin Hood cat toy tied to your sword.
i want to shave but i don’t even take dick at all so i always ask myself what’s the point. but then part of me says “warren… you always take ass pics… is there a bottom inside you that wants to come out that you keep ignoring?” but then i’m
dat-soldier:you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy
True Blood Season Finale:
The “emotional wreck but pretends all is well” squad
Wow. True Blood’s ending pisses me off so fucking much. I am not a fan of Sookie or Bill, but they belong together and they both deserved to be happy. He only wanted to die because he couldn’t give her life, but they could have adopted if
True “you cant escape the Homestuck” experience, is looking for content of another fandom OTP but keeping thinking and doodling the Homestuck OTP
doublepistolsandawink: hussies character are so fucking human its ridiculous like literally every character in homestuck have huge awful flaws that make you want to strangle them sometimes but they also have all these great qualities to them that make
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True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.
